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Dec. 12th, 2015 03:44 pmcitadel_anonCard attached to a custom-filled gift basket (brown) with a festive ribbon:
Hope your Christmas is the shit...
52 Things To Do While You Poo Book
Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don't need to go. Doing a number two will never be the same again.
Hook, Like and Stinker
Hook Line and Stinker is the game that lets you fish while you're sitting on the potty! Try to catch and reel in your fish
Each game includes a fishing pole, a vinyl lake, three colored fish, and a Gone Fishin'/Do Not Disturb sign for the door
Completely useable poop soap!
Four rolls of Comic Toilet Paper: 2 Monty Python, 2 Joe Cartoon
"I saw that" T-shirt
This t-shirt proves that you can never hide from Karma
Himalayan Salt Shot Glasses
Match beauty and function with a set of tequila glasses carved from high quality, food grade Himalayan salt. The salt adds a subtle yet tasty bite to your beverage, making them a big hit at your next party.
Bottle of Silver Patron
Hope your Christmas is the shit...
52 Things To Do While You Poo Book
Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. But fear no more, as excretion expert Hugh Jassburn has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don't need to go. Doing a number two will never be the same again.
Hook, Like and Stinker
Hook Line and Stinker is the game that lets you fish while you're sitting on the potty! Try to catch and reel in your fish
Each game includes a fishing pole, a vinyl lake, three colored fish, and a Gone Fishin'/Do Not Disturb sign for the door
Completely useable poop soap!
Four rolls of Comic Toilet Paper: 2 Monty Python, 2 Joe Cartoon
"I saw that" T-shirt
This t-shirt proves that you can never hide from Karma
Himalayan Salt Shot Glasses
Match beauty and function with a set of tequila glasses carved from high quality, food grade Himalayan salt. The salt adds a subtle yet tasty bite to your beverage, making them a big hit at your next party.
Bottle of Silver Patron