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Delivered via Cit Courier:


A large gift-wrapped box with attached card that reads:


A little birdie told Santa you enjoy travel. I hope you find these helpful.

Joyous Holidays,
Santa




[Inside the box are as many Frommer's walking and driving tour guides as $100 can buy.]
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Hand delivered via Citadel Courier: A beautiful, stunning quality, handwritten card



Mr. Collins,

Your philanthropy is well-known and much-admired. In honor of that, the gift of desks for four students has been made in your name. Enjoy your holidays, Sir

Warmest Regards,
Your Secret Santa
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I've seen that you are a literary person and I hope that you enjoy this unique gift.

Christmas Present )
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Hi Chris. You 4-wheel? Get down with your bad self! Here's a t-shirt to make sure people understand you simply have a different way of looking at the world. And then once you get back home in one piece, here are some things to scrub all that mud off and then soak out your road hurts.

Happy Christmas, mate!

[Also included with parcel]
Eucalyptus Muscle Soak Body Wash
Eucalyptus Muscle Soak Bubble Bath
A Must For Athletes This Blend Eases Tensions Soothes Muscles Restores Flexibility And Encourages Circulation
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Dear Jack,

I heard that you have an interest in alternative and atypical theatre productions. A year-long membership with Unbound Productions should give you many opportunities to enjoy their unique immersive theatre experience.

Happy Christmas.
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Dear Shelley,

I understand that you have long volunteered with organizations which aim to help young people survive their youth – a much more complicated task than many people seem to realize. For your Christmas gift, I've made a donation to Youth Frontiers in your honor – they're a group that I wish had been around when I needed them.

Celebrate with your loved ones!
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Hope you enjoy your $100 Hulu+ voucher and something warm to wear while you marathon some shows.
Merry Christmas. )
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